Animal Farm

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* curtains open *


Piggy: Gosh! Y’all are still kids to be fighting like cats and dogs! Mature up may be?

Doggy: May be not. Piggy, sorry but you are sweating like a Pig! Run a bath may be?

Kitty: Yes and also because you are as fat as a pig stop pigging out all the time may be?

Piggy: I am not…   * silence *

Doggy: Hahaha. The cat got your tongue, Piggy?


Donk: Ah! I’m tired of this daily ruckus. Y’all are such a pain for this ass. Shut up may be?

Kitty: May be not. You won’t understand it Donk. Get back to your donkey work may be?


Donk: May be not. Change your attitude may be?

Doggy: May be not. We’ll change when the pigs start flying may be?


Kitty: Piggy can fly? But how?? Tell me how??? I need to know before…

* Kitty drops dead *

Doggy: What’s wrong with her now?

Donk: Curiosity, Doggy. Curiosity killed the cat.

Doggy: What???

Piggy: Don’t worry, Doggy. Every dog has it’s day. Today, enjoy yours.



* curtains drop with a smug smile on Piggy’s face *



- Rtr Vaishali Munjyasara

Editor (2015-16)

Rotaract Club of NM College









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