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* curtains open * Piggy: Gosh! Y’all are still kids to be fighting like cats and dogs! Mature up may be? Doggy: May be not. Piggy, sorry but you are sweating like a Pig! Run a bath may be? Kitty: Yes and also because you are as fat as a pig stop pigging out all the time may be? Piggy: I am not…   * silence * Doggy: Hahaha. The cat got your tongue, Piggy? Donk: Ah! I’m tired of this daily ruckus. Y’all are such a pain for this ass. Shut up may be? Kitty: May be not. You won’t understand it Donk. Get back to your donkey work may be? Donk: May be not. Change your attitude may be? Doggy: May be not. We’ll change when the pigs start flying may be? Kitty: Piggy can fly? But how?? Tell me how??? I need to know before… * Kitty drops dead * Doggy: What’s wrong with her now? Donk: Curiosity, Doggy. Curiosity killed the cat. Doggy: What??? Piggy: Don’t worry, Doggy. Every dog has it’s day. Today, enjoy yours. ...

PC versus Consoles! A debate rocking the gaming community since ages! Let’s have a go at it. Bear in mind what you read further shall be “RAW”. As RAW as uncooked meat! RAW with the arrogance of a PC Gamer who looks down upon the Console peasants as inferior beings. Because it shall be portraying how stupid and ignorant console gamers are. How crappy consoles are! How valid and apt the terms “Console Peasants” and “PC Master Race” are! Now if you are a console peasant reading this, be ready to have an epiphany about your stupidity. I am a true blue blood PC gamer and “I’ma be shuttin’ yu console gamurz up”. I was in 4 th grade when I purchased my first gaming console. The PS2! Yes I was naïve back then. Pardon me for this sin that I committed because ever since, I am trying to get rid of the taint this act of mine had inflicted upon me. Having broken my controller within a month of having purchased the console, I have had that waste of money locked in my cupboard ever si...

Disclaimer: This article doesn't mean to trivialize any real-life event and does not intend to offend victims of the Holocaust, atomic bombs and the men who died in the war. Read only if you wouldn’t get easily offended. 1939-1945 was a truly remarkable period in the history of mankind. Chefs and Gourmets were making all the news as the world continued to get hungrier. Mealtime wasn't a routine dining room affair anymore. It was a full-scale war. The world was bursting with gluttony and a few men chose to take advantage. In 1933, Adolf Hitler of Germany became a celebrity chef and threw a grand party only for Germans. It came to be known as the Nazi Party. He loved all food and drink, except the juice. He despised the juice because every time he would drink some, the glass would slip, leaving the liquid dripping from his iconic moustache. And he didn't like that. That's when he gave the order to his countrymen - kill all the juice! In a cruel an...

Sigh! We are so bored and jobless these days that a mere dislike towards anything entertaining in life is ridiculed to the greatest extent in shortest amount of time, which ironically is quite entertaining. Spoofs have been lying around in the literary and entertainment industry for ages but no one seems to have noticed them. Vampires may suck (the Salvatores don’t), Austin definitely has no powers, movies may not be scary,   “not another teen movie” is no way close to being taken into consideration as it won’t be going away anywhere for a while. Johnny with his English, Peter Griffin who definitely isn't a family guy and Shrek who is so one of a kind that he can’t be called the third, together show us that spoofs can make sense and earn a thumps-up even from critics. RCNM’s new blog theme is cornering spoofs this month or might I say the importance that New York City holds that aliens across the galaxy have to attack that place and that place only....