Nasty Battle #10 - One Direction Vs Justin Bieber

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The Scenario - Teenage girls really have been sick since the past few years, because according to them, there is NO ointment for ONE DIRECTION INFECTION and BIEBER FEVER! The Directioners and Bielebers have been fighting since the double-digit years of the 21st century! They both consider themselves to be on the winning side, while girls like me have our hearts cut into two equal parts!



One Direction Infection - Now a lot of people say that 1D is famous only for their good looks, just to clarify WE DON’T BUY THEIR ALBUM TO SEE THEIR FACE!!! They are those heroes who carry microphones and not wear capes, but still charge $13,000 in Australia for a meet and greet. (FYI when girls say they are saving money, its for a one direction concert, not for a car or tuition fees as its cheaper) You see, One Direction is supposed to be the richest boy band in the history, well after earning almost a shed load from the concert tickets, 4 albums (that debut at number 1), 3-4 perfumes, a lot of autobiographies, a make-up kit and merchandise that can fill up the entire Buckingham Palace…I’m not surprised! I mean, seriously WE LOVE YOU GUYS but lets just reduce the rates and the “brand “ criticisms please! We aren’t Tony Stark and Bruce Wayne here!


What they say - Seth Meyers’s monologue during the Emmys 2014:

"No one is happier to see streaming services take nominations away from cable then network TV. Not very nice when someone younger comes along is it cable? Cable is looking at Netflix the way Justin Bieber looks at One Direction: Through a cloud of marijuana smoke." 

Beiber Fever - JB has been the talk of the year for his “crazy, but fun” antics much more than Miley Cyrus has for her vulgar shows! Hate to break it to you but Justin should get the noble prize for that unbeatable record! Good work Bieber, and people think why our Disney princess Selena Gomez breaks up with him almost every week! I’m pretty sure they broke Taylor Swift’s dating record as well! From the cocaine or heroine, marijuana, some pet monkey business, to rattling the life of his poor (filthy rich actually, considering that he lives in Calabasas (Los Angeles)), unlucky neighbors, Justin hopefully won’t be the next Bynes or Lohan (he even has blonde hair now)! I mean, he is just having some nice, innocent fun!! So much so that even First Lady Michelle Obama and Oprah want to talk about it!

Well it’s a new year, new resolutions, and new personality. blah. blah.  Blah. I promise you one thing I will literally make everyone to stop “believing” or should I say “bielebing” in him or in anyone else for that matter  if he comes in the paper for some shitty infamous reason again!!

P.S. He totally sounded like a girl in Baby!


The nasty future - The irony of the whole war is that One DIRECTION and Justin Bieber are actually best of friends! Hmmm if they ever collaborated and even made a music video on it, not only will YouTube and Vivo stop working but also every single female’s ovaries (including the mums who hit on them and use their daughters as an escape route) will burst! The after effect will be similar to that of Rophylin!

But all the 6 boys are perfect gentlemen and wouldn’t even think of doing something so rotten!

P. S. The writer simply ADORES both JB and 1D. 

- Rtr Eera Bhatt 
Rotaract Club Of NM College 

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